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tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

tantriccuddling:

thebohemiancircus:

the-fake-secret-diary:

Lorde voldemort

No we’ll never be mortals

(mortals)

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rosewolfy:

Her name was Rose

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y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

y10k:

I don’t throw the term genius around loosely, but..

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castielscamander:

can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass

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kill your curiosity

  • 1. Last kiss - friday
  • 2. Last phone call - this morning
  • 3. Last text message - 'you can tell a lot about a person from their taste in sweets'
  • 4. Last song you listened to - ironic
  • 5. Last time you cried - like two weeks ago
  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 6. Dated someone twice - no
  • 7. Been cheated on - no
  • 8. Self harmed - yes
  • 9. Lost someone special - yes
  • 10. Been depressed - yes
  • 11. Been drunk and threw up - no
  • THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
  • 12. had sex - yes
  • 13. How many people have you had sex with this year? - one
  • 15. Made a new friend - yes
  • 17. Laughed until you cried - yes
  • 18. Met someone who changed you - no
  • 19. Found out who your true friends were - no
  • 20. Found out someone was talking about you - yes
  • 26. What did you do for your last Birthday - indian and mamma mia
  • 27. What time did you wake up today - 5am
  • 29. Name something you CANNOT wait for - boyfriend home
  • 30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time - last wendesday
  • 31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life - attitude and motivation
  • 32. What are you listening to right now - im not
  • 33. When is the last time you had sex? - last wednesday
  • 34. Who's getting on your nerves right now - friend
  • 36. Favorite colour - turquoise
  • 37. Nicknames - em
  • 38. Relationship Status - I have a boyfriend
  • 39. Zodiac sign - taurus
  • 40. Male or female - female
  • 41. Primary school - forty hill/st helens
  • 42. Secondary School - st georges
  • 43. High school/college
  • 44. Eye color - brown
  • 46. Height - like 5"6
  • 47. Do you have a crush on someone - yes
  • 48. What do you like about yourself - I dont
  • 49. Piercings - none
  • 50. Tattoos - none
  • 51. Righty or lefty - righty
  • FIRSTS:
  • 53. First piercing - none
  • 54. First best friend - pheobe
  • 55. First hookup - err
  • 56. First Bestfriend
  • RIGHT NOW:
  • 59. Eating - lovehearts
  • 60. Drinking - tea
  • 61. I'm about to - start revision
  • 62. Listening to - nothing
  • 63. Waiting for - boyf
  • YOUR FUTURE:
  • 64. Want kids? -yes
  • 65. Get married? -maybe
  • 66. Career - SLT/midwife/Psychiatrist
  • WHICH IS BETTER:
  • 67. Lips or eyes - eyes
  • 68. Hugs or kisses -hugs
  • 69. Shorter or taller- shorter
  • 70. Older or Younger - older
  • 71. Romantic or spontaneous- spontaneous
  • 72. Nice stomach or nice arms- arms
  • 73. Sensitive or loud- sensitive
  • 74. Hook-up or relationship- depends on the human
  • HAVE YOU EVER:
  • 76. Kissed a stranger -yes
  • 77. Drank hard liquor -yes
  • 78. Lost glasses/contacts -yes
  • 79. Had sex -yes
  • 80. Broken someone's heart -yes
  • 82. Been arrested -no
  • 83. Turned someone down -yes
  • 84. Cried when someone died -yes
  • 85. Fallen for a friend -yes
  • DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
  • 86. Yourself -no
  • 87. Miracles -no
  • 88. Love at first sight -no
  • 89. Heaven -no
  • 90. Santa Clause -no
  • 91. Kiss on the first date -yes
  • 92. Angels - yes
  • 93. How would you label yourself? -bitch
  • 94. Someone You Pray Everyday For -b
  • 95. Did you sing today -yes
  • 96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About- al
  • 97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? - year nine
  • 98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For - peace
  • 99. Are you afraid of falling in love? -yes
  • 100. Do you like the way you look? -no
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Sex questions... just invade my inbox today. Wait that sounded dirty.

  • 1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
  • 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
  • 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
  • 4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
  • 5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
  • 6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
  • 7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
  • 8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
  • 9: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
  • 10: Top or bottom?
  • 11: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
  • 12: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
  • 13: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
  • 14: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
  • 15: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
  • 16: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
  • 17: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
  • 18: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
  • 19: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
  • 20: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
  • 21: How big is too big:
  • 22: One sexual thing you would never do:
  • 23: Biggest turn on:
  • 24: Three spots that drive you insane:
  • 25: Worst possible time to get horny:
  • 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
  • 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
  • 28: How much fapping is too much fapping:
  • 29: Best sexual compliment you ever got:
  • 30: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
  • 31: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
  • 32: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
  • 33: What your favorite part of your body:
  • 34: Favorite foreplay activities:
  • 35: Love (>,36: What do you wear to bed?
  • 37: When was the first time you masturbated:
  • 38: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
  • 39: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
  • 40: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
  • 41: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
  • 42: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
  • 43: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
  • 44: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
  • 45: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
  • 46: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
  • 47: Most attractive celebrity?
  • 48: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not?
  • 49: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
  • 50: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
  • 51: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
  • 52: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
  • 53: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
  • 54: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
  • 55: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
  • 56: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
  • 57: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
  • 58: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
  • 59: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
  • 60: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
  • 61: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
  • 62: Do you watch porn?
  • 63: How small is too small?
  • 64: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
  • 65: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
  • 66: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
  • 67: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
  • 68: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
  • 69: If you could give yourself head, would you?
  • 70: Booty or Boobs?
  • 71: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
  • 72: Have you ever been on an official date?
  • 73: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
  • 74: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
  • 75: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
  • 76: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
  • 77: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia?
  • 78: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?
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mogarisreadytoblog:

mrcaseythegreat:

miss-mcguiness:

imleigh:

“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”

“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”

"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."

"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"

I will never not love dog texts.

(Source: iraffiruse, via 4nywhere-with-y0u)

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jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

(Source: laurentmelanies, via whouffle-forthewin)

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sherlockedwithloki:

mischiefmanagedin221b:

please tell me i’m not the only one that went “butt-butt-butt-astronaut” at first

no you’re not because i went “shit-shit-shit-poodle”

(Source: buzzfeed, via broken-figures)